Yo Diddle Diddle

Yo diddle, diddle
the cat and the fiddle
just stole an eternity
and left father time crippled

the cow jumped over the moon
after a brick of C4
inside the time bank made a loud boom

the little dog laughed
to see such craft
knowing father time's hourglass cracked

and the dish ran away with the spoon
on a way to a high speed chase to their doom